Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #11972
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Quote #11727
The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
Quote #3486
You can rot here without feeling it.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #10836
It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Quote #32871
We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don’t, it is easier...
Quote #2298
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have...
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...