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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #10726
Continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential.
Quote #15907
“Know thyself,” said the old philosopher, “improve thyself,” saith the new. Our great object...
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #21471
Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use...
Quote #14951
If we were faultless we should not be so much annoyed by the defects...
Quote #7286
Absence, with all its pains, is, by this charming moment, wiped away.
Quote #29047
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the...