Quote #20137
We are all pencils in the hand of God.
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #12949
No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #6031
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #29077
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...