Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...
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Don’t one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes.N.B. A...
Quote #25828
To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
Quote #31410
Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
Quote #5180
I have nothing to declare but my genius.
Quote #18609
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
Quote #12130
Truth is a pathless land.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...