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Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from...
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better...
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Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how...
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have...
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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it...