Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #15063
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that...
Quote #29722
It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #28878
Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and...
Quote #11048
Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the...
Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Quote #30075
I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
Quote #28081
I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...