Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Quote #26064
The elegance of honesty needs no adornment.
Quote #5610
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #4689
Consider your origin; you were not born to live like brutes, but to follow...
Quote #26726
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #28373
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #7619
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword....
Quote #28234
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.