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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy...
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Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at...
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You don’t have to suffer to be a poet adolescence is enough suffering for...
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Love came down at Christmas Love all lovely, love divine Love was born at...
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Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
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For many are called, but few are chosen.
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This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.