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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
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Danny Noonan I haven’t even told my father I’m not gonna get that scholarship....
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I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...
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If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
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It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live...
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Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
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We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...