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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #11773
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #8732
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty...
Quote #11937
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about...
Quote #88
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #22510
You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
Quote #33547
The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
Quote #14046
Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes...
Quote #14591
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...