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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
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Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go...
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The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and...
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To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
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Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, Grow,...
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People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a...
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Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.