Quote #22294
When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #30932
God gave teeth He will give bread.
Quote #10102
How do they who think they are unhappy differ from they who actually are?
Quote #26114
The grace of God means something like Here is your life. You might never...
Quote #2445
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
Quote #28549
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
Quote #20499
The true way to soften one’s troubles is to solace those of others.
Quote #32229
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...