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Time is like a river. It flows one direction, But with a little force...
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Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve.
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He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
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Why then the worlds mine oyster, Which I with sword shall open.
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
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You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Quote #7583
All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties; they...