Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #20052
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #29869
McCabe’s Law Nobody has to do anything.
Quote #6009
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts...
Quote #34238
You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what...
Quote #1502
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.