Quote #16555
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33850
What’s right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we...
Quote #20476
The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which...
Quote #15624
Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning...
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Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...
Quote #2314
Reading musses up my mind.
Quote #6986
The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Quote #15476
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
Quote #15761
There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.