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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken...
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
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How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
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A friend is someone who knows you as you are, understands where you’ve been,...