Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the...
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Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun...
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening...
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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going...
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A man’s character is his fate.
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.