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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
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He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you...
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You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
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It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...