Quote #27851
We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
Quote #26752
Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...
Quote #11574
The “highest” states of mind held up before mankind by christianity as of supreme...
Quote #13697
Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.
Quote #30296
The beauty seen is partly in him who sees it.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #26661
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed –I well know. For...
Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...