Quote #13185
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Quote #30878
Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #25442
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #16447
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #15899
Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #6786
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old...
Quote #15745
Only the shallow know themselves.
Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.