Quote #8190
Splitting the atom is like trying to shoot a gnat in the Albert Hall...
Quote #8316
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #11822
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
Quote #1759
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Quote #32603
There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times.
Quote #31682
There is a tricycle in man. He knows, he feels and acts. He has...
Quote #3495
The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
Quote #34434
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.