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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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In the woods is perpetual youth.
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think...
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We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying...
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The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that...
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...