Quote #4187
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
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Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #7856
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
Quote #33858
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #17527
Let us take things as we find them let us not attempt to distort...
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #33131
Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...