Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #18042
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone...
Quote #3265
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Quote #12436
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
Quote #2719
Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
Quote #16704
Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
Quote #19842
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #15013
If a man defrauds you one time, he is a rascal; if he does...
Quote #762
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.