Quote #2055
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
Quote #5047
At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #33464
The test and use of a man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
Quote #26283
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they’re going to stay that...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #32701
I write music with an exclamation point
Quote #20427
We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #19450
Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...