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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity....
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
Quote #7145
There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are...
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.