Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.
Quote #11893
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.
Quote #14911
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
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This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat...
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.