Quote #4572
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #1848
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as...
Quote #18370
In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
Quote #18197
Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will...
Quote #11434
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Quote #11343
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Quote #17941
The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people...