Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #2642
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #3837
First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #28414
Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great...
Quote #31693
Hope…is the companion of power, and the mother of success for who so hopes...