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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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No one wants advice — only corroboration.
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Do today, what you usually can’t do and save the frequent and usual things...
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions...
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Bond. James Bond.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #180
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.