Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man’s worth on the day when slavery comes...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #20427
We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect.
Quote #27756
In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all.
Quote #32490
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #19188
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that’s...
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #14706
He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is...