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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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Let the punishment match the offense.
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.