Quote #5158
Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I...
Quote #22450
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Quote #323
Good place to put things–cellars.
Quote #30702
The cemetery of the victims of human cruelty in our century is extended to...
Quote #22683
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #9775
I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A little bird...
Quote #11909
You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.