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In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who...
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Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Quote #19810
The world has to learn that the actual pleasure derived from material things is...
Quote #27223
Conform and be dull.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14342
Beauty is a form of genius–is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no...
Quote #9609
If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
Quote #23386
No longer forward nor behindI look in hope or fearBut, grateful, take the good...
Quote #20762
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...