Quote #597
Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become,...
Quote #30900
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
Quote #16212
A wisely chosen illustration is almost essential to fasten the truth upon the ordinary...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #25328
From without, no wonderful effect is wrought within ourselves, unless some interior, responding wonder...
Quote #19611
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs...
Quote #7554
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as...
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #15663
Any healthy man can go without food for two days – but not without...
Quote #26972
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.