Quote #14076
What is allowed us is disagreeable, what is denied us causes us intense desire.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #10002
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #11763
It?s more easy to win a chess game in five minutes than it is...
Quote #10651
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
Quote #22035
Never believe that a few caring people can’t change the world. For, indeed, that’s...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #8775
If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the...