Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #1846
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Quote #18845
Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart...
Quote #12895
Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.
Quote #31172
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to...
Quote #1493
the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #24463
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.