Quote #637
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #13609
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #7003
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Quote #9964
I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
Quote #678
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...
Quote #8030
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #11902
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Quote #10085
The difficulty in life is the choice.