Quote #30886
Truth is the safest lie.
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
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Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous...
Quote #26508
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #200
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #3356
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep...
Quote #10752
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what...
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #30947
He who wants a rose must respect the thorn.