Quote #21827
When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
Quote #29746
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Quote #15986
Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #21699
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #20605
Let me tell you I am better acquainted with you for a long absence,...
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #17842
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
Quote #1721
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.