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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.
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Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
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Today you play for a place in history, today you play for immortality.
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A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...
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To err is human, to purr is feline.
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A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom...