Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #9193
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #27579
The ultimate goal should be doing your best and enjoying it.
Quote #20943
Oh, that way madness lies let me shun that.
Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #27375
Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous where it is not,...
Quote #32197
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...