Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #1218
“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
Quote #15046
Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #29424
The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
Quote #25549
‘It is never good dwelling on good-byes,’ she said. ‘It is not the being...
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #28896
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #5196
The mind can also be an erogenous zone.
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.