Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...
Quote #662
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Quote #27827
Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #3573
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
Quote #32057
I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
Quote #31063
Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest,...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #33419
But pain… seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead...