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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Push on, friend. You’re just one exciting step from the banquet hall of life.
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Nothing had excited me-the huge cars, the entourages, the bodyguards, the policeman jumping to...
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.