Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #14662
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #22063
Cogito, ergo, sum. (I think therefore I am.)
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #33978
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #26025
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.