Quote #24015
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #33453
When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #26134
It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief enemies with the...
Quote #18190
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #3836
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Quote #5825
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #6678
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...