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The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
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We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed...
Quote #7231
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #16121
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
Quote #29072
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
Quote #8742
The foolish man lies awake all night Thinking of his many problems; When the...
Quote #20336
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.