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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on...
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There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
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The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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I never dared to be radical when young For fear it would make me...