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Love is the very essence of life.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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The ancestor of every action is a thought.
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Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
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